No longer is there any myth regarding what preys beneath the mighty beard of the great and powerful Chuck Norris. Was it something even more mighty, like several rattlesnakes? Or was it something totally out of control, like the forever lost Amelia Earhart?
Sadly, no, it is not something so ludicrous that it had to be made up (because it was). Instead, it is just skin.
And it is pale, average white-dude skin at that — not even the hardened, weathered and tanned skin of a Texas Ranger.
Hey, Chuck: PUT IT BACK ON!
If you really want to prove you’re awesome, you will use your mental powers to grow one … tomorrow.
According to Sports Illustrated’s Greg Bedard, Aaron Hernandez has reportedly been questioned by police investigating a possible homicide near his home in North Attleboro.
Former Atlanta Braves superstar Chipper Jones has placed his Georgia mansion on the market. The asking price? A cool $3.2 million.
New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft balled out with Jay-Z during the 10th anniversary of Hova’s 40/40 Club.
Three North Carolina players nearly collided while trying to make a play on a pop fly when a magical force stopped them in their tracks.
This is actually happening. Updated conceptual designs for a new billion dollar Atlanta Falcons stadium have been approved.
The UCLA Bruins figured it would be alright to call themselves “Linebacker U.” But here’s the thing: It’s not. That’s Penn State, pure and simple.