A rumor quickly took Twitter by storm on Saturday night that Les Miles will be stepping down on Monday following an affair with a student.
The rumor is fine and dandy, but we aren’t here for what could possibly happen with a very unlikely situation, we’re here for the fan reactions.
[The fine folks over at SB Nation dug a little on this crazy non-story]
Before we kick things off, Sam McGaw, the man who is currently getting bombarded for tweeting about the rumor, wants you to know that…
Just for the record, I never reported this Les Miles rumor thinking it was true. It’s just a rumor I saw and I thought it was interesting.
— Sam McGaw (@sammcgaw) March 3, 2013
Now that we have gotten the shenanigans out of the way, enjoy the goods….
Apparently after the affair,Les Miles said the girl was a real heaux. — Anthony Den (@AnthonyDen18) March 3, 2013
If Les Miles rumor is true…Bill Martin going sailing without his cell phone during a coaching search doesn’t seem so bad anymore haha. — Jeff Weintraub (@TheDailyTraub) March 3, 2013
Wait wait wait. Les Miles had an affair with a student. His marriage must bleaux… — Ted Snow (@TedSnow) March 3, 2013
Pulling a les miles tonight Gonna mess around with a black chick — Wynton (@WyntonAustin) March 3, 2013
18 year old Gunner Kiel didn’t have the chest to lead LSU’s football team, according to Les Miles. Apparently, another 18 year old did. — Tim Breese (@TimothyR_Breese) March 3, 2013
Les Miles had an affair with Manti Teo’s girlfriend. — John Sager (@jb_sager) March 3, 2013
if Les MIles actually is resigning due to an affair, SEC AD’s are going to start requiring castrations with their HC contracts — Jeramy (@jeramye) March 3, 2013
Honey Badger hooked Les Miles up with that girl! — Colton Ginn (@mrcottongin) March 3, 2013
Les Miles to be appointed Pope on Monday. They need someone who will be able to give a good sermon/press conference — Alex Haddon (@SECblog) March 3, 2013
Twitter I need more people talking about les miles rumors — jryanlaw (@jryanlaw) March 3, 2013
Les Miles’ reported pickup line:”How about I show you my Honey Badger and then you can show me yours?”
— Bryan Powers (@bryanpowers15) March 3, 2013
— Phil Emery Faux (@FauxEmery) March 3, 2013
LSU Credit Card catch phrase: “You get no points and Les Miles”
— Adam McGuire (@WhompStar) March 3, 2013
You could tell me anything about Les Miles and I’d believe it. Anything.
— Cole Frederick (@ColeFred24) March 3, 2013
Les Miles had an affair with a student? I hope she was from Alabama. How funny would that be for Bama too dominate LSU even in the bedroom?
— A.J. McCarron’s Ego (@AJMcCarronsEgo) March 3, 2013
Sounds like Les Miles may eat more than grass #coeds
— Kevin Chrzastek (@LLcool_breeze) March 3, 2013
For those of you wondering about the accuracy of this rumor, this is what a TRUSTED source (not a random tweet) has to say…
Was having a nice dinner w wife & kids and people buzzing me about Les. Spoke w source close…He tells me there’s nothing to this stuff.
— FootballScoop Staff (@footballscoop) March 3, 2013