Lou Piniella swears he didn’t want to use the word “raped.” (Jerry Lai-USA TODAY Sports)
During the Yankees vs Red Sox spring exhibition game on Wednesday, none other than Lou Piniella was in the booth providing the fans with some high-level analysis.
Piniella was discussing the Miami Marlins’ failed All-Star haul, which the Blue Jays happily took off of the much-maligned franchise’s hands.
Piniella, looking everywhere for an adjective, dug deep and found the word ‘raped’. He didn’t want to say the Blue Jays ‘raped’ the Marlins, but he did.
Could you imagine Piniella and Bill Walton in the same booth at one time? Now that would blow some minds.
[Related: Bill Walton wants you to know that he had a nice limo ride with Ray Lewis]
h/t: Big Lead Sports [via @JimmyTraina]
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