Folks, we have us another classic case of college football fans keeping it classy. We say college football because there’s no chance this lady ever flips on an Oklahoma Sooners’ tennis match. Let’s just be real here.
Hold on to your hats, Gamedayr Nation, this one’s real good.
Misty Nicole Vanhorn, 22, apparently likes her boyfriend a lot more than her own kids. So much so that she tried to sell them in order to make enough money to bail her boyfriend out of jail.
It gets even better. Vanhorn tried to sell the kids through Facebook.
Misty Nicole Vanhorn, 22, was selling her children, a 2-year-old and 10-month old, for $1,000 each or both for $4,000.
Officials say it is possible that she needed bond money to get her boyfriend out of jail.
According to the police report, Vanhorn had used Facebook to contact a woman in Fort Smith.
Vanhorn had messaged the woman, “Just come to Sallisaw, it’s only 30 minutes away and I’ll give you all of her stuff and let y’all have her forever for $1,000.”
So, where are we now? Well, Vanhorn and her boyfriend are both in jail, and her kids are probably on their way to a much better place.
We can only hope that the kids grow up as Texas fans and Vanhorn catches wind of their Hook ‘em Horns ways.
h/t Busted Coverage