Von Miller guarantees Denver Broncos will win the Super Bowl, in 2013?
Denver Broncos linebacker Von Miller (58) lines up during the first quarter of the AFC divisional round playoff game against the Baltimore Ravens at Sports Authority Field. (Chris Humphreys-USA TODAY Sports)
Denver Broncos linebacker Von Miller watched a potential run at the Lombardi Trophy of his own go up in smoke when Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco launched a moon shot that should never have been caught.
But it was, and now Flacco is literally the richest dude in NFL history (yes, that Joe Flacco) while Miller falls asleep at night dreaming of crushing Flacco’s skull.
Except you can’t talk about crushing someone’s skull on Twitter, so Miller took the far more honorable route. He will dedicate his season to his cousin Jeremiah.
This is why we win the Super Bowl 2013. My little cousin Jeremiah came out of a coma frm a car wreck In west Tx I ❤ U yfrog.com/2i5l9hgsjgemkb…
— Von Miller (@MillerLite40) March 5, 2013
And he will win Super Bowl 2013? Hold on a minute, unless Miller has a time machine he’s working on this offseason, it’ll be hard for him to win Super Bowl 2013.
You can post this where ever.. Denver broncos will win the Super Bowl 2013 #4UJEREMIAH #IGUARANTEEIT58 if you are with us Retweet
— Von Miller (@MillerLite40) March 5, 2013
At any rate, we get the guarantee, we just had to rag on the 2013 line a little bit.
