The man now known as Ted Vagina and his kick-ass mustache were hard at work last night, making sure the thousands in attendance for the Suns vs Lakers game behaved themselves.
A very large man by the name of Shaq Fu, you may have heard of him before, was just out of control. Ted Vagina did what he had to do and escorted the big guy out of the Staples Center.
Tom Brady’s Ego
The LSU Tigers dominated Arkansas on the mound and scored just enough runs to advance past the Razorbacks, 3-1, in the SEC conference tournament semifinals.
In an epic finish to an exciting Champions League final, Arjen Robben scored the go-ahead goal in the 89th minute to lift his Bayern Munich squad over Dortmund.
Dortmund goalie Roman Weidenfeller managed to make a save against Bayern Munich, but only because the shot smashed off his face. Ouch.
America is more cynical than ever. In today’s sports world, is it okay to root for the superstar, LeBron James, or are we too jaded to respect players outside of our teams?
On Saturday, thousands turned out to run the final mile of the Boston Marathon after tragic terrorist attacks stopped the race in its tracks on April 15.
The Seattle Mariners asked ESPN’s John Clayton to throw out the ceremonial first pitch, so the reporter hit the gym to whip himself into the shape.