Brandon Jacobs Movie Trailer Is The Good Kind Of Bad

A sprinkling of “Machete,” a hearty dose of “The Expendables,” and dialogue in line with “Sharknado 2: The Second One.” That’s how I would describe this movie trailer featuring Brandon Jacobs.

It’s kind of like Doritos: two minutes just isn’t enough. You want a full 90 minute bag until you’re cramped and rolling on the ground, lips and fingers caked in orange dust, wondering why you just put yourself through such delicious misery.