Darnell Dockett the entrepreneur fires up Twitter

While you were at a holiday party or throwing some cold ones back at the bar on Friday night, Darnell Dockett was exercising his freedom of 140 character speech.

No, Apple doesn’t have a new device out called the iOpener, but Dockett doesn’t care that you don’t like his jokes.

And if you were wondering how the rich stay rich, Dockett has some advice: just steal your neighbors Wi-Fi, duh.