For those of you out there hoping that Deonte Thompson went all Wyatt Sexton on the world and took over Baltimore naked, we hate to break it to you, but the reports are fake.
The Deonte Thompson naked SUV thing was fake btw.. Sad I’ll believe anything with “Ravens” and “arrest” in it now
— lindsey ok (@lindseyyok) March 27, 2014
With the way the Ravens’ offseason is going, anything nowadays seems believable.