Dirk Nowitzki Gives Conan O’Brien Texas Citizenship Test

Dirk Nowitzki visited Conan O’Brien’s late night show, which is on location in Dallas, on Monday evening. Since Coco claimed to know everything there is about the Lone Star State, Der Dunkenschnitzel (one of Nowitzki’s 83 acceptable nicknames) decided to administer a Texas citizenship test.

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