Gabe Ikard And Girlfriend Sign Affidavit That Relationship Is Real

It turns out that university compliance departments can draw up paperwork for practically anything these days. Take former Oklahoma Sooner offensive lineman Gabe Ikard, for example. The school was so worried about the good seats his girlfriend scored for an Oklahoma City Thunder game, that it forced Ikard and his lady friend to sign an affidavit.

Basically the form was to acknowledge that the couple was together for genuine reasons. You know, like she isn’t a cleat chaser. Or that he isn’t poking around to land good tickets. I’m sure there’s a good Manti Te’o joke in here somewhere about contracts over real relationships.

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