Come on, people, now we are just getting out of hand. What we have here is the 911 phone call a Burger King store manager made in 2013 about Jameis Winston stealing soda, courtesy of TMZ. We’ve all been there before. You ask for a water cup, only to slip a little Sprite in instead. If you haven’t, well then I guess you’re just a better person than I am.
For all the things that Winston has done wrong, this 911 call is just laughable. Here are your tax dollars hard at work stopping a soda thief. The $.06 worth that he stole only cost the country $200 (I have no clue how much it cost, but it can’t be cheap to respond to a 911 call).
The man just wanted a litre of cola, but NCAA bylaws don’t allow for athletes to afford those types of things.