On Tuesday, the benevolent NCAA proposed a rule that athletes can now receive unlimited food and snacks from their university. After learning of the new guidelines, Jared “Hefty Lefty” Lorenzen weighed in via Twitter.
I’ll tell u what the NCAA really lucked out that I don’t have any eligibility left.
— jared lorenzen (@JaredLorenzen22) April 15, 2014
— jared lorenzen (@JaredLorenzen22) April 16, 2014
Kentucky administrators are probably praising Jebus right now. Dude would’ve driven UK athletics into the red.