BREAKING: Joel Embiid Drops Kim Kardashian For Rihanna

We have some BREAKING NEWS on our hands, folks. Joel Embiid has moved on from Kim Kardashian after she wouldn’t message him. A solid move if I do say so myself. Kim K has never really done it for me, and Embiid seems a little too laid back for the media madness.

The next beautiful butterfly he’s chasing? Rihanna.

Embiid apparently goes for the direct approach when hollering at a girl.

Don’t hate the player, hate the game.