John Brooks ripped Ghana’s heart out during the USA’s first World Cup match on Monday. In the 86th minute, Brooks scored a stunning, go-ahead header, giving the USMNT a 2-1 lead. The goal proved to be the game-winner.
It didn’t take long afterwards for Wikipedia to reflect just how truly great Brooks’ moment was. In fact, Brooks is the greatest American since Abraham Lincoln.
— Kelly Millspaugh (@kellymillspaugh) June 17, 2014
Land of the free … to update Wikipedia. Merica!