Johnny Football, how about Johnny Everyman. Johnny Manziel was spied drinking on a beer while waiting to be selected at the 2014 NFL Draft.
Have a beer while you wait, Johnny. pic.twitter.com/mDQiu62Av2
— SB Nation GIF (@SBNationGIF) May 9, 2014
Talk about a draft beer. Eh? Eh?
Damn you, Internet. I let my guard down for one second and you pounce. Turns out the script was too good to be true. Johnny Football wasn’t crushing a brewski.
— Michael Rusch (@weeddude) May 9, 2014
White lightning, maybe?