I Dream Of A Johnny Manziel 4th Of July Party

Fourth of July is a great American holiday – up there with Cinco de Mayo and St. Patty’s Day as great American party holidays.

Johnny Manziel is a great American partier – climbing the ranks to the likes of Charlie Sheen and Ben Franklin.

Put the two together and … and … AND … 

Considering JFF parties with Bieber and Gronk and Nash Grier (wait, what?) during a normal week, this is what I dream of for his 4th of July celebration.

This:

… but on steroids.

This:

… but on Lake Havasu.

This:

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… but on a real 7-foot swan.

This:

… but with a stack of gold bars.

This:

… but with Kobayashi.

This:

… but with Snoop.

This:

… but with Jordan.

This:

… but with Dufner.

This:

Johnny Manziel Spring Break Double Bikini Kiss Photo

… but at the Playboy grotto.

So pretty much, let’s just strap a GoPro on Johnny America and hope for this: