Kentucky defensive tackle Cory Johnson likes to keep it regular. And by regular I mean taking three to five poops per day.
I mean … Jesus. The last time I duked it out five times in a day, it was intestinal retaliation from a drunken 3 a.m. run for Taco Bell’s fourth meal. Never again.
Johnson might be battling more than “flexible” weight if he’s punishing the porcelain with a daily five-spot – talking a bad case of R.A.D, if you know what I mean.