Kobayashi Destroys Buckets Of Wings For Prank On New York Cosmos

You see a 5-foot nothing, 100-pounds-soaking-wet Japanese guy and automatically think you can dominate him in a wing eating contest. Then the dude destroys buckets of Buffalo Wild Wings, rips off his uniform to display the name Kobayashi, and you realize that Godzilla just made you his bitch. Sorry, Cosmos, you’ve been punked.