Mario Balotelli Ironing Shirtless To Biggie Is An Important Message

Listen up, kids. Mario Balotelli has a very important announcement to make. No, it’s not a cannon ball. Balotelli wants you to stay in school. Knowledge is power, and so too is the ability to iron shirtless while reading a copy of “I am Zlatan” with Biggie playing in the background.

#KnowledgeIsPower reading books is cool #StayInSchoolKids

That. Just. Happened.

To help you understand why, here’s a photo gallery of Balotelli’s fiancee, Fanny Neguesha.

Okay, maybe we just wanted to throw Fanny Neguesha pictures in the post. But can you blame us?

[Photos via Fanny Neguesha Instagram]