Mario Götze Game-Winning Goal Rekindles This Boner Picture

Earlier today, while collecting the best Mario Götze memes on the net, I came across this boner GIF that didn’t really make sense at the time.

But now, thanks to a refresher from Deadspin and Tom Ley, the mystery has been uncovered: Götze was once photographed at full mast on a boat.

And there you have it, folks: one more mystery unraveled. This now concludes your weekly boner report.