Matt Hasselbeck Is Stoked About His Random Drug Test

Matt Hasselbeck knows his role. He’s 38, on the downslope of his career, and backing up one of the league’s rising stars, Andrew Luck. That’s why, when Sheriff Goodell hopped on the horn and called for a random drug test, Hasselbeck was damn proud to pee in a cup.

It probably didn’t hurt Hasselbeck’s pride that test administrators were, um, rather complimentary.