Michael Strahan Lies About Farting On ‘The Tonight Show’

Today I learned two things: Michael Strahan is good at Catchphrase, but he’s a dammed liar. Magic Mike and Jimmy Fallon made short work of Steve Higgins and Diane Kruger in the party game, but not before Strahan yelled to the world that he doesn’t fart.

Dude was in the league for 15 years and even had a sponsorship deal with Campbell’s Soup. Doesn’t take a strong bullshit detector to sniff this one out. Anyone whose had that Campbell’s Chunky Sirloin Burger knows what I’m talking about. Amiright?