NBA Players’ Rap Album Gives Full Court Press

Here’s the skinny: Rappers should never try to play pro ball and NBA players should never try to rap professionally.

It didn’t work for Kobe.

It didn’t work for AI.

It worked for Shaq until he became a rapping genie.

Just stand down and stick to what you do best.

Our latest exhibit is the upcoming Full Court Press album featuring Big Baby, Carlos Boozer, Juwan Howard and friends. Listen at your own peril.

In fairness to the guys, it seems like this is all for a good cause. I commend the positivity they’re pushing. But still … stick to the hardwood, por favor.