See, this is why I love Reddit AMAs so much. Just the other day I was having a spot of hot cocoa with my grandmother and debating who had the largest penis on the Philadelphia Eagles. I said LeSean McCoy, because his nickname “Shady” means that he has an oak tree casting shade over the entire locker room. Gammy-doo insisted it’s Chip Kelly – that’s the real reason DeSean Jackson was cut: he kept Kelly from the throne. It turns out Gam-gam and I were both wrong. According to Connor Barwin, Nick Foles has the largest trouser snake in Philly’s locker room.
Barwin also settled Nanna and my debate over whether he’s an assman or not.