Nick Foles’ Monster Penis Swings By Connor Barwin’s Reddit AMA

See, this is why I love Reddit AMAs so much. Just the other day I was having a spot of hot cocoa with my grandmother and debating who had the largest penis on the Philadelphia Eagles. I said LeSean McCoy, because his nickname “Shady” means that he has an oak tree casting shade over the entire locker room. Gammy-doo insisted it’s Chip Kelly – that’s the real reason DeSean Jackson was cut: he kept Kelly from the throne. It turns out Gam-gam and I were both wrong. According to Connor Barwin, Nick Foles has the largest trouser snake in Philly’s locker room.

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Barwin also settled Nanna and my debate over whether he’s an assman or not.

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Thanks, Reddit!