Judging by Cleveland Browns wide receiver Josh Gordon’s camo porsche, the second-year player out of Baylor is attempting to stay out of the spotlight.
The only problem? While this car may blend in with the woods, it stands out like a sore thumb on the highway.
The camo pattern appears to be “US Woodland,” which would make it a perfect deer hunting car. Can’t you picture it now? Gordon rolling through the backwoods with a deer call in his mouth, face painted, and a little bit of doe urine sprinkled on his outfit. In fact, I think we just created a new reality show. Let’s go Hollywood.
— Joe Noga (@JoeNogaCLE) November 1, 2013
[Thanks to SportsGrid for the hat tip.]