Race Rice Marries Fiancee (Yes, That One): Twitter Reacts Accordingly

Dean Martin once sang that love is a kick in the head. A truer statement cannot be spoken for the nuptials of Ray Rice and his fiancee Janay Palmer. The couple married on Friday, one day after Rice was indicted for third-degree aggravated assault.

After news of the curious timeline broke, Twitter awoke from its lazy Saturday slumber to crank out some 140-character quips. Here’s a sampling of one-liners regarding the weird world Rice has created for himself.