Redskins Rookie Kicker Zach Hocker’s Hair Hears What It Wants

Washington Reskins rookie kicker Zach Hocker’s fresh new hairdo is a Beats by Dre commercial waiting to happen. Throw on a pair of headphones and poof, Hocker now only has a shaved head. Beats could end it with, “Even rookies can hear what they want.”

And that’s how you turn a negative into a positive, folks.