Bro. Bro! Bro? Remember that time when I told the whole world you were considering suicide? Or the time you narced me out to the Dolphins, and I flipped my shit and busted the hell out of my Ferrari?
Let’s put it behind us. It’s all water under the bridge, amigo. Hit me up on the cellular phone and let’s go rollerblading sometime.
Real talk: You passed the friendship test. I love you. I miss you.