I can’t confirm that this is Stephon Marbury, but I also can’t confirm that it’s not Stephon Marbury. So let’s all suspend disbelief and go with this being Starbury laid out half-naked, slathered in cake, with a bunch of happy Chinese dudes celebrating his birthday.
This is Stephon Marbury celebrating his 37th birthday in China: pic.twitter.com/sFIZwxaapQ
— Alexander Chernykh (@chernykh) February 20, 2014
The only thing that would make this picture more awkward is if Wes Welker and his blow up doll were in the building.
Turns out this really is Starbury. Here’s a gif of him laid out on what looks like a sacrificial slab, getting plastered with cake.
For more on Marbury’s birthday fun, and a challenge in web navigation, check out his Weibo page.