Tyler Seguin Lets Fan Rip Golf Shot Off His Package

“Hey Tyler, Tyler Seguin, big fan here. Look, man, I’ve always wanted to do this: can I just take a golf swing right off your nuts. Like, I have this special cup; it basically makes your dick a tee while protecting the package. I’ll just grip it and rip it – the club that is.”

“Sure thing bro, I’m game. It’s the offseason, so I’m┬ákinda bored. Gotta stay sharp, you know. Let’s do this.”

“Awesome man, I’ve only had, like, seven beers today. They were totally Mic Ultras so, really, it’s like four.”

“Make it tingle, bro.”

“Right on. FORE!”

[Next Impulse Sports]