Why does Jack White look so sad? He’s throwing out a first pitch … in his hometown … to Santa Claus. It’s literally Christmas in freaking July and the dude looks like somebody rubbed poop under his nose. (Maybe that’s his concentration face, but still … Santa!)
Cheer up, man. It’s not like you’re still stuck watching the Cubs blow goats.
— PAWS (@PAWSDetroit) July 29, 2014
Almost there …
Turns out ol’ Mr. White was smiling during the event. Good. I like a happy Jack White. Sorry for the Butters, poop nose reference.
And while we’re at it: if you haven’t checked out his latest album, it’s well worth a listen.