Matthew McConaughey Fanny Pack For The Win

Are we even surprised that Matthew McConaughey wears a fanny pack? I mean, yeah, it seems a little off, considering he’s not a geeked out weightlifter whose entire wardrobe consists of cycling shorts. But remember: we’re talking about a dude who was once arrested while playing the bongos naked and stoned to bejeezus. A fanny pack isn’t that far out there.

The real question isn’t “why,” but “what” Wooderson keeps in his pack. My guess:

  • Wallet
  • Cellphone
  • Keys
  • Fingernail clippers
  • Zippo with Longhorns logo on it
  • Elements ultra thin rolling papers
  • 1993 Fleer “Ryan Express” baseball card
  • Switchblade comb
  • Combos (nacho cheese and pretzel)
  • Hook ’em Horns bottle opener
  • Unopened back of Wrigley’s Spearmint
  • Minigolf scoresheet autographed by Mack Brown