Michael Strahan Is Down To Get A Whoopi Goldberg Butt Tattoo

Michael Strahan joined barkeep Jimmy Kimmel to answer some ridiculous questions on Thursday night, and it was the standard late night fare: are birds trustworthy, etc. Perhaps the best Q&A came from the duo’s discussion on tattoos. Namely, what member of The View would Strahan get tattooed on himself.

Strahan chose Whoopi Goldberg, because it would make a wonderful tattoo on his butt cheek. Personally, I would’ve answered Barbara Walters with a chainsaw hand, standing on the bodies of all her fallen co-hosts as Hugh Downs posed in a sultry manner (think: Bruce Campbell in the Army of Darkness poster), but that’s why it makes for good barroom discussion.