Translating Les Miles’ Grammar Is Coming To A School Assignment Near You

This right here might be the best college assignment I have ever heard of (and this is coming from somebody who once gave a beer pong demonstration for a class assignment). But, really, is there anything better than taking home a paper full of Les Miles quotes to translate?

Might as well pour four fingers of Wild Turkey, put on the audio from these pressers and make a nice little evening of it.

[Extra Mustard via SB Nation]