Nick Saban: Scared Of Santa, Not Entirely Against Luigi Hats

From Steve Spurrier jerking off things, to a shirtless Mike Leach winning Key West, to Texas failing miserably with its media guide, to Nick Saban confessing that Santa Claus scared him as a kid (and still does?), this Friday has been jam packed with all sorts of goodies.

The best yet, however, may be Saban in a Luigi hat. Which, for the record, he isn’t completely against wearing during a game if it enhances his image. It might not exactly do that, but it may give him mushroom power.

Come on, Colin, my grandma knows how to take a selfie.