On Tuesday, Bobby Bowden gave a Reddit AMA that perfectly bended seriousness with the inane. Coming into the event, Bowden was apparently warned that he would receive some silly questions, because he was locked and loaded (but really, you don’t win 357 games without being well prepared). Below is footage of the legend giving advice on what to do should his statue ever come to life and start wreaking havoc on campus.
Keep raging, people. Keep raging. Bowden out.