Steve Spurrier Jerks Off Players Vine Needs Context

According to this Vine, when Steve Spurrier arrived at South Carolina, he personally went down to the locker room to jerk off a bunch of players.

Now that you’re probably dying laughing, let’s put Spurrier’s quote into context.¬†Following South Carolina’s annual athletics/media golf outing on Thursday, the Head Ball Coach answered questions for reporters. He discussed the Clemson rivalry, and how he deemphasized it when he arrived in Columbia by jerking off “Beat Clemson” signs that were all over the locker room.

“Ripping” would have probably been a better choice of words, but who cares, we now have this incredible Steve Spurrier Jerks Off Players Vine to entertain the Internet with.

[College Spun]