There are some coaches whom you see that look like consummate salesmen. You know the kind: ones so slick that given 30 minutes they could do anything from win over a recruit’s entire family, to broker a peace deal between Israel and Hamas. They’ve never known an uncomfortable situation, and seemingly have their own gravitational field.
And then there’s Urban Meyer: a man who makes a shoeshine look as enjoyable as a prostate exam.
— Mike Griffith (@MikeGriffith32) July 28, 2014