Crab Vows Revenge Against Jameis Winston

The victim of Jameis Winston’s shoplifting saga has finally spoken up, and he is pissed. No not Publix, silly, the crabs. The crabs will not stop until they get revenge. Think: Inspector Javert chasing Jean Valjean, if you’re into that kind of thing.

[Thank you Good Bull Hunting and @cuppycup for this masterpiece]