‘The Daily Show’ Finds New Owner For The LA Clippers

Sorry, Oprah. Move over, Magic. “The Daily Show” has found a new owner for the LA Clippers and his name is John Hodgman. A deranged millionaire, Hodgman plans to buy the team, move it to Massachusetts and change its name to the Boston Whiteskins. Yep, they’re going to be whiter than Mitt Romney buying mayonnaise on his way to a Coldplay concert. What could go wrong with that?

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