You Will Never Keep Donnie Out Of The Shark Tank

If I’ve learned anything from watching this 12-minute “Shark Knight” video of Donnie trying to infiltrate Shanghai Sharks basketball games, it’s that you do not want piss off Yao Ming.

He will force you to dress up like a pedophile, a skeevy French businessman and a tranny just to get into the arena and watch his team. Not that his military-grade security force probably doesn’t recognize a 6-foot gaijin, more that they like watching a dude tromp around in a miniskirt yelling about tampons.

Once again, Donnie Does China and it’s freaking hilarious. Welcome to the Shark Tank.