Yo, Isaiah Thomas, your dad was a real douche back in the day. All that Larry Bird nonsense, the handshake snub – Bad Boys, more like Bad Douches, amiright? I’m glad you don’t play that way, not like your douchey daddy.
— Isaiah Thomas (@Isaiah_Thomas2) April 18, 2014
Wait, what? He’s not your dad? You were named off a lost bet? His name is spelled Isiah?