America finally got the Saturday matchup it has so longed for, as Jameis Winston and FSU squared off against the Alabama Crimson Tide. Sure it was in baseball, but whatever. After a valiant comeback attempt, the Seminoles ultimately fell short and were eliminated from the Road to Omaha.
How did Twitter react? Why in the only way possible: by making fun of Winston. After all, next to Lance Stephenson he is the Twitterverse’s favorite punching bag. Here are some of the best takes from a slow summer day that found the 2013 Heisman winner trending on Twitter.
Jameis Winston can’t beat The Tide or surveillance cameras
— bigmeanjohn (@bigmeanjohn) May 31, 2014
Jameis Winston with his “you strong, man” rally cap on. pic.twitter.com/mSNmUSKGbs
— The Crxxm Diaries (@CrxxmDiaries) May 31, 2014
Might want to shoplift some aloe for that burn. RT @Graham_Cam: Jameis Winston surprisingly good at catching other people stealing
— Radi Nabulsi (@RadiNabulsi) May 31, 2014
Jameis Winston coming in for FSU against Bama, the baseball program who’s bad facilities were what sent Winston to FSU in the first place
— Pod Katt (@valleyshook) May 31, 2014
— LivingTheCrimsonLife (@LivingCrimson) May 31, 2014
Jameis Winston finally gets to face Alabama. Only down a touchdown, too.
— Corey Clark/TDO.com (@Corey_Clark) May 31, 2014
Jameis Winston is going to buy crab legs for the whole Alabama team
— Keith Yaple (@knig810) May 31, 2014
Why this nigga jameis winston gotta be hood in the dugout?
— Clarence Carter (@TheCarter_Show) May 31, 2014
— David Roberts (@davidjayroberts) May 31, 2014
Well at least Jameis Winston is an idiot in all sports. Striving for #consistency
— Bradley Moss (@MossAstotle) May 31, 2014
Now Jameis Winston can get back to his off-field hobby. Good job, BAMA baseball. #Roll Tide.
— Call Me Bama (@RollTideJillay) May 31, 2014
— Ryan King (@RKingGator) May 31, 2014
— Caleb Perry (@CPERRY_5) May 31, 2014
Final: Bama 6 FSU 5 Now Jameis Winston can focus the offseason on his real loves, shoplifting and raping coeds.
— Auburn Jokes™ (@AuburnJokes) May 31, 2014
Looks like Florida State’s stay in the NCAA tournament will be shorter than Jameis Winston’s crab leg suspension
— Andrew Trinh (@AndrewWestside_) May 31, 2014
Told y’all Jameis Winston couldn’t beat Bama.
— VegasReb (@VegasRebs) May 31, 2014