Even The Lord Wants Justin Upton On The All-Star Team

And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made voted for Justin Upton to make the 2014 MLB All-Star Roster, as was proclaimed by the First Baptist Church of Decatur and its magnificent sign.

Thy Kingdom come. Thy will be done … in Minneapolis as it is in Atlanta.