Fans and media on Twitter reaction to Kellen Winslow’s masturbation tale [NSFW]

If you haven’t heard, Kellen Winslow Jr. was allegedly punching the clown in his SUV when he was arrested by the cops. Police found Winslow hungry for Boston Market, with a bunch of synthetic marijuana and two open bottles of Vaseline.

It’s crazy stories like this that make me love the Internet. Here are the best reactions from fans and media on Twitter to Winslow’s masturbation tale.