Kentucky Fan With Giant ‘UK’ Back Tattoo Robs Bank

File this one under dumbest thieves of all time. What you see here is a photo of alleged bank robber Matthew Wolfinbarger’s back, featuring a giant ‘UK’ tattoo dedicated to the Kentucky Wildcats.

According to police, Wolfinbarger robbed a Huntington Bank branch in Ludlow, KY on April 10. In an attempt to bring him in, they have shared his permanent ink with the world. Hopefully he likes wearing shirts.

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