Photo: Sirs Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen broing down for Super Bowl

Remember when Johnny Manziel said he’d like to party with Charley Sheen, Tiger Woods and Gronk? F that noise; give me Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian McKellen.

Imagine broing down with Magneto and Professor X. It’s Jean-Luc Picard and Gandalf, for Pete’s sake. Crack back a few pints and start ripping off Shakespeare lines – that sounds like a damn fine time.

So you can have your tiger blood and Gronktinis, JFF. I’ll take these two crazy old coots.