Photo: Giant penis drawn on the Cincinnati Bearcats’ football field

Early winter in the North is good for a lot of things: The first real excuse to drink hot chocolate; the first, pleasant snowfall of the season; drawing penises on football fields.

Wait, what?

Some folks at Cincinnati used an early snowfall as an opportunity to put some greatness on the gridiron. Yes, we mean “greatness” more in the Beavis and Butthead, not Dick Butkus, sort of way.

Just check out the anatomically immature drawing on the field at Nippert Stadium. The eight grader in all of us can’t help but giggle.