Photos: Barbie Yell is living a very adult life for a child’s toy

Most schools have cheerleaders. Texas A&M, on the other hand, has Yell Leaders. The Aggies have, of course, been prone to the standard trash talking, such as “You’re girls aren’t hot enough to have any cheerleaders.”

Obviously, having Mattel produce a Yell Leader Ken Doll was not going to ease the trash talking – until Barbie Yell decided to go “Johnny Football” on the world, that is.

For a child’s toy, he (it?) is living an extremely adult life. The ballin’ piece of plastic is cashin’ out all day, according to his Instagram account.

It’s time to experience a game day with Barbie Yell…

Things get weird in a beard.

Dominating the octo-bong.

Seriously, it’s time for some beer.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is how Ken tailgates.

He may be small, but he can still play beer pong.

Does it count as streaking if you don’t have any private parts? Who cares.

#Topszn with none other than Aggies President R. Bowen Loftin.

This is a great Saturday right here.

Finally, maybe this isn’t the best Saturday night.